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Ohhh, Ifinished my placement today!!! It was y last day working with te kids (I really should call them teenaghers!) on the ward, I wasd so sad to leave them ehind.

Buy I went out for leaving drinks, and I shouldn't have got this druk. My parents are coming to visit tomorrow, and myu car is going in for it's MOT at 10:30, shoudl I drive it there?¬!

My friend Charlotte from the ward got so drunk,and did a love bite on my shoulder. It looks silly she tried to get my neck, I hopeshe didnt manage, don't know how i'll explain that one away!

I've been sick for a week a d I have the worst cough ever, It's making me feel roygh. Cough couygh couyfh.

My boyfriend bought me a easter egg yesterday, andI'm eating it now, even though easter isnt for aaaages yet!

I can'r stop coughing :(
 
Ohhh, Ifinished my placement today!!! It was y last day working with te kids (I really should call them teenaghers!) on the ward, I wasd so sad to leave them ehind.

Buy I went out for leaving drinks, and I shouldn't have got this druk. My parents are coming to visit tomorrow, and myu car is going in for it's MOT at 10:30, shoudl I drive it there?¬!

My friend Charlotte from the ward got so drunk,and did a love bite on my shoulder. It looks silly she tried to get my neck, I hopeshe didnt manage, don't know how i'll explain that one away!

I've been sick for a week a d I have the worst cough ever, It's making me feel roygh. Cough couygh couyfh.

My boyfriend bought me a easter egg yesterday, andI'm eating it now, even though easter isnt for aaaages yet!

I can'r stop coughing :(
 
Drunk! Thats what I am right now. In the words of the great Sir Kevin Wilson - "I've had an absolute **** of a day". My eyes cant seem to stop wandering from left to right...like a type writer. Kids, booze is the solution to everything!
 
Ok. SOOO Bad day + first time crying in like 6 months = Bottle of wine/tequila by myself. HOWEVER, that being said I am now rather cheerful. Oh alcohol. How happy you make me :D
 
On my way to being totally drunk! soooo close to being done for the semester and can't wait to never have to do homework or take a test ever again. I watched the Caps vs Rangers hockey game tonight and am so glad the Caps are finally playing like they should be. Went out and got a 12 pack in celebration of their win and am now halfway done. wow, this may be a long night.
 
jesus it's been so freakin long since I've been on tpunk!!

And in the spirit of the thread, I'm mucho drunk! :batman:
 
I got so drunk last night I booked flights to Ireland, Germany and Poland, and don't even remember doing so!
 
Jesus! LOL!

I love when this thread randomly pops up. I saw it last night and read the thread all the way back to 2007 and was LOLing.
 
lilwings said:
you ever notice how Italian beer really sucks... but if you mix it with wine before hand, it's really good. Huh?!

going to bed now. Brain hurt.
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And who knows how to drink Guniness? And whts the big deal wilth it anyway? I lurv my booze but it aint happening with guninesss! :mf_tongue:
 
I finally made it to the US! My 57th country! Landed at JFK at lunchtime and took the train straight to Danbury, CT. I'm here on business for the next 7 days. So far I've just been to an American Diner for dinner and had a fair few beers. I absolutely LOVE IT! The people here are really friendly, and I'm going weak at the knees at the sound of that accent!
 
Well I'm now back in London. I had a heavy night out in Danbury on the Friday night, so Saturday was a write-off, I just did some shopping and went to the cinema. On Sunday I drove up to Springfield MA for the Eastern States Exhibition. I also made it into NYC for some meetings on Tuesday and decided to go drinking in Manhattan afterwards.

All in all a great week, and the best news; I'm being sent back again in a few weeks time! For that trip I'll be based in NYC as well :).
 
Before 5 years I started drinking but only for special reasons and now it become necessity for me everyday I drunk. To enjoy weekends with friends we drunk in bar.
 
Pre-drunk

Probably gonna go get drunk at about 1130 or so. There's this AWESOME party in Ottawa every month called The Electric Powwow, and its these local native DJs who decided to start mixing traditional tribal music (that we all know from Cowboy movies) with hard beats, and dubstep. So I go every month and its a crazy ass party, as its following builds.

If you are in Ottawa visiting, its at Babylon nightclub on Bank St!
 
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